45. The Mystery Creatures

They dwell on a planet

Not far from the Sun.

Some fly through the sky,

While others just run.

Some have big heads

Which are hairless as tin,

While others have hair

Which sprouts from their chin.

They dig food from dirt,

And they gobble dead meat.

Their young squeal like pigs

If you tickle their feet.

They slurp, burp and grunt

(When their manners are bad)

But their eyes become waterfalls

When they feel sad.

Well, who are these creatures?

Can't you guess who?

The answer is easy:

It's me and it's you!

                            Wes Magee